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MARCH

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

FEBRUARY

What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

 JANUARY 

What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?

Moo Year’s Eve.

DECEMBER

What do you call a cat in the desert?

Sandy Claws!

NOVEMBER 

What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?

A firequacker.

OCTOBER

Q. How do vampires start their letters?

A. “Tomb it may concern…”

SEPTEMBER

When is the moon the heaviest?

When it’s full!

AUGUST

Q. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?

A. Slippers!

JULY

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

JUNE

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? 
A: Don’t look. I’m about to change.

Q: What did the fisherman say to the magician? 
A: Pick a cod, any cod.

MAY

Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.

APRIL

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? 
A: She will Let It Go.

Q: What music frightens balloons?
A: Pop music.

MARCH

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy.

What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn?

FEBRUARY

Q:  What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?

A:  A watchdog

Q: Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?

A: Sorry, it is too cheesy.

JANUARY   

Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

DECEMBER

Q: What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
A: Crisp Cringle

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more

Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary

NOVEMBER

What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?

A firequacker

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Dinomite

How many safety inspectors does it take to light the bonfire?

One to light the match and three to hold the fire extinguisher

OCTOBER

Q: What song do vampires hate?
A: “You Are My Sunshine”

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.

SEPTEMBER 

What kind of umbrella does a Teddy bear carry when it’s raining?

A. A wet one!

AUGUST

What do you call a Bear with no ears?

Be!!

JULY

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

dino-snore!

JUNE

Knock Knock

Who’s There?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

MARCH

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!