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DECEMBER

Q: What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney?
A: Crisp Cringle

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more

Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary

NOVEMBER

What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?

A firequacker

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

Dinomite

How many safety inspectors does it take to light the bonfire?

One to light the match and three to hold the fire extinguisher

 

OCTOBER

Q: What song do vampires hate?
A: “You Are My Sunshine”

Q: What do owls say when they go trick or treating?
A: Happy Owl-ween!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the prom alone?
A: Because he couldn’t find any “body” to go with.